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I Halve A Spelling Checker

I halve a spelling checker;
It came with my pea sea.
It plainly marks four my revue,
Miss stakes eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word,
And weight four it to say,
weather eye am wrong oar write;
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid,
It nose bee for two long,
And I eye can put the error rite;
it’s rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it;
Eye am shore your pleased two no,
It’s letter perfect awl the weigh
My spell checker toll me sew.

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